Murdoch Lamarche

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Sep 25

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hello. my name is bently. i am 6 yers old. i am in first grad. i go too andrew jakson l m n tery scool. i am murdoks nefew. my uncle murdok is sick. he askd me if i wanted to rite his homwerk for him. i like riteing. i rite lots of storys at scool. my techers name is mis parsuns. sher is very nice. sheis the best techer in the world. i lov reeses. it is my favrit time of day. unkle murdok told me to reed wat his frend rote and rite about that.his frend is named beech sloth. my unkle todl me that he is a sloth that rites about music. i lov sloths. sloths ar 1 of my favrit animuls. i like music too. unkle murdok makes me lisen to sum guy namd ov montreeall. i like ov montreeall. he is my favrit singer. beech sloth says that my unkle gav him australia. i want to go to australia. i lov kangaroos and koallas but sloths ar better animals. sloths are very friendly. i did not no that sloths rote pomes. that is verry sily. i wish my dog clancy would rite pomes. clancy is the best dog in the world. he is very frendly and very loyl. he can do triks like sit and rol over. he is the smartesddog ever. beech sloth wants to send ded computrs into space. i dont understand thast. but i want to go to space. i hope beech sloth can send me to space. i love astronot ice creem. my mom wont let me get a smartfone. she says i am to yung. she lets me plaqy with her fone. i lik to play angry birds. my favorit bird is the blu bird. the blu bird turns into 3 birds when you poek him. i wish i coud turn into 3 birds. my mom was bornd in the 80s. she said it was a verry werd tim. i was bornd in 2006. i dont no who reegan is. i asked my mommy she sed he was the pressident. i told her she was wrong. obama is the presient. she says that america has had a lot of preswidents. i dont no what comunism. my mom said it was to complikated. beech sloth wrote somethnig about steven michel mcdowel. i hav a frend at scool namd steven. i think beech sloth is talkng about a difrent steven. my frend steven has not riten a book. i wud like to rite a book. i would rite a book about dinosors. i lov dinosors. i wish dinosors wer still arownd. dos australia hav dinosors? unkle murdok sad australisa has a lot of werd aninmals. somebody named lucy has a doll hows. i do not hav a doll hows. i am a boy. boys dfo no play with doll howses. my unkle mite go to som plase named balltimor. i lernd in scool that balltimor is in mareland. beech sloth sed balltimor has some rats. beech sloth sed balltimor is trying to get rit of the rats. if i was in balltimor i would open a box of snaeks and por them on the ground. snakes lik to eet rats. i dont no wer to get snakes. ther onlee plase i ever seen snaks was at the zoo. i lov the zoo. my mom taks me to the zoo a lot. the zoo is very fun. they do not hav rats at the zoo. the zoo has elefants. i love elefants. i hav to go eet a snak now. good by beech sloth.

lov bently


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